so explain again why im purple
no
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
is wine microwaveable?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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