at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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