why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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