I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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