How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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