We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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