The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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