I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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