with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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