Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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