we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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