Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think I just sharted jello shots
Randomize
