Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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