is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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