And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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