The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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