I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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