? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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