I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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