i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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