Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I DEMAND FORESKIN
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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