how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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