I love black thongs
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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