Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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