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Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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