we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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