I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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