S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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