You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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