I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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