He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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