didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
being pregnant is like rehab
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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