i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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