Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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