i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My feet surprised me
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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