Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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