Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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