i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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