Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I deserve this hangover.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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