How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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