Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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