nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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