real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Randomize
