So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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