ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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