it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
did i walk over a car last night?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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