apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I think people are normalizing furries
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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