Do you still have your period?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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