girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
