Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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