Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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