But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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